date night part 3.0

 scenarios to role play

ill type out everything we say okay

mhmm

hmm... hmm...

shall we do the titantic? or romeo and juliet

lets improv

so ill say what they say lah

okok ill improv

younger than she a happy mother's maid

oh thats it

now you gonna have to reply

your mom

for why reomeo art thou mad

you never make fried for me 

for why art pray thee

cause the fr not enough soy sauce

she's not fourteen

omg underage vibes

nay flower in faith a very flower

wow botanic gardens

no less nay bigger woman grow by men

your mom then grow by men

go girl see happy night to happy days

i think potato chips are fantastic

nay thats not so

um excuse you potato chips are amazing unlike you

that dreamers often lie in bed alseep while they do dream things true

uhm is that why bill gates is successful

the wind we talk of blows us from ourselves

wow the wind must be a fart 

strike drum

badum ching

uhm where is pot pan that he helps not to take away

omg did you take away my mom's kitchen tools orh horh i tell her

uhm wait ah

uhm

ah boy ready

get set go !

hmm i know not sir

too bad just run

what lady is that which dove and which the hand of yonder night

picasso

uncle thsi is the a montergew our foe

huh mountain dew

his hee that villain romeo

yea the boy from next door

it fits when such a villian is a guest i will not endure him

but dad he's just trying to defecate in the washroom

i pilgrim lips that he must use in prayer

dad my teacher also told us that the skin on our lips is dry like haysack

then you kiss by the book

but the book so dry

come lets away the strangers are all gone

omg are you gonna kill me

he is wise

then am i dumb?

go then for thees in vain

yasss

oh romeo romero where for art thou romeo

in your mother's womb