boomwhacker and 🤸‍♀️ blog reunion 🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼

 hi pookies. boomwhacker is writing card for someone. she just said she cant rmb the person she was writing for. weirdo. anyway long time no collab blog 😁 

"i know how he looks like i know face and name but idk if hes the one who told me he's from npcc bc it was speed dating round. how am i suppose to know which guy i dated with apostrophes. ur just narrating everyth i say. BIG FAT APOSTROPHE." - boomwhacker

im so stressed for tmr 😢😢😢 jae posting 💔💔 i hope i get the sch of my choice. boomwhacker told me to talk abt my life here bc she's thinking very hard abt the card. i hope one of my childhood friend also goes same jc so i can carpool with her 😊😊🙏🙏

boomwhacker stillthinking abt whats appropriate to write on the card bc she dw it to sound like she has a crush on him bc vs guys are not complex and very straightforword.

we are like double-helix strand of dna and the vs guys are like amino acids. amino acids look like my hairband rn.

sorry guys i lazy insert picture of her hairband

true no one has seen my hairband. u rly got no life.

its true ive been rotting away since olvl results came out and i went to all the open houses 😊 i have done nothing since then. oh also when i learnt mr k is leaving forever i was so sad bc he was my fav teacher he was so nice and i struggled in amath so much but he was so nice im gonna be sad when i go back cedar and dont see him.

this is not collab anymore its just me yapping here and talking to boomwhacker

she said "hey im almo- *aggresive coughing* whats wrong with u. im a sick woman."

ok shes back lets talk abt smth else. she wants me to talk abt interacting with guys aft 4 yrs of girls sch.

i havent met a single guy that wasnt a friends brother or brothers friend. so. idk how to feel abt jc in general. im so excited for orie but acads absolutely not. ok i will talk abt my feelings. i am soooo excited for the first 2 weeks but i am just scared to make new friends.... i have suddenly become intro aft y3

the way mine is in italics it looks like a play/script. im also not extro but i became extro during ig. but look at me now im a ip dog with ip flu.

so i hope orie goes well 🙏

heres some jokes by boomwhacker

1. what has 5 toes but is not my feet

ans: ur feet

that was so bad

2. what do u call a old snowman

myguess: snowgrandpa, meltedman

ans: water

ok i was close

3. what do u call someone who was singing in the shower and has soap in their mouth

SOAP OPERA (i was right 😁)

ok thats all the jokes

im excited to see the ugly orie shirts

me too

guys if u have a orie fun fact for me please text me i have nothing!

boomwhackers brother asked me if im gay

maybe 🤔

now he asked how many langs ik. i know 4

my punda bigger than urs

sorry i didnt know what punda was in malay my a2 was a LIE

ok some random qns 

our top recieptify song rn!

boomwhackers is not my fault by renee rap the queen and megan thee stallion

mine is history of man by maisie peters but number 2 is not my fault hehehahhaha

food we're craving rn!

boomwhacker: raw salmon and mac&cheese

me: a good cold glass of lemonade made by my mother

what we had for bfast tdy:

boomwhacker: 2 slices of bread with kaya and butter

me: muffin and milk

favourite word rn:

boomwhacker: yapper

me: yappa yappa yappa

most recent impulse purchase:

boomwhacker: eye shadow palette

me: cargo pants

how long it takes for u to get to sch:

boomwhacker: 1h smth. but its ok i got car

me: what sch 😉😉

biggest fear:

boomwhacker: failing As

me: having nothing to do with my life

what would we change abt ourselves

boomwhacker: stop being so impulsive when it comes to purchases

me: my teeth and my smile

what makes u rlly angry

boomwhacker: ppl not up to my speed in terms of work

me: uncooperative ppl

somthing youve never been able ro do well:

boomwhacker: breathe, like my nostrils are alw blocked

me: bleed every month 😅

next place on ur travel bucket list (if we had money)

boomwhacker: korea

me: europe

what do u love abt urself most:

boomwhacker: my clear skin (pls dont jinx it for me)

me: the waviness of my hair

favourite way to spend a day off:

boomwhacker: sleep. i dont even get a day off

me: wake up super late then rot

last tv show u binge watched:

boomwhacker: currently binging marry my husband

me: big bang theory

if u cld trade lives with someone who wld it be

boomwhacker: multi-billionare's wife. (bc im broke)

me: nobody, idk anyone who has the perfect life iw

when do u feel most in control

boomwhacker: when i sleep

me: with babies, i feel like i could rule the world

ok guys this is a VERY long blog. hope u enjoyed. hope it gave u some entertainment.

i dont think there will be a collab post for a while

i wish evryone a happy life happy wife. live laugh love. yolo. enjoy the year. do as much things that are fun to u so that u wld not regret it when ur in jc thinking, "oh man i shd have done that in cedar"

truly inspirational words by boomwhacker.

BYE 🥰🥰🥰

- boomwhacker and 🤸‍♀️