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wiwi baguette  stop saying wiwi baguette i have to keep typing wiwiw bagueet dont be agrreesive be nice poopoo ridha shushhhh idc idc idc idc wait im serious can or not can  can  can csb ilyana tell us once you have snet faster send lah what are you too ok i am not srrious now hehehehh now is not a requiement  have yall seen me serious yea i start ah whats the order see what raeann sent wait so me first after shvetha say her line then just send the video bro wat yall doing ah (boo) ohh ohh hurry up make me a sanwich you want one can i hav it with extra bunny ears i hav to admit it its extremely not ilyana hurry up huh okay i wasnt hungry but now i am what does tht ejfosjere shvetha say mhmmm mmhmm masking tape wendy your tuen oh yummy complete serial killer omg wow  i hope shes feeling better  i hope shees not then you must get very boring huh what who say what what ddis hvethe say i nev hear what boring lah your mom than boring got censorshi[ what are you ...

 wait wait  no wait i was this is negtive connotation wait wait lemme say one line any way can so yall just decide okay swetha btw youre muted oh yea yea im still filinf im still colouring my template im doing sls rn was there math to do  wait is there history tmr wait its just science aiya this file smells like lick lick i live for you i love for you olivia omg double digits omg woohoo we did it joe we did it joe mama its so its so wendy's typing is so aggressive joe mama im so down bad  we all know you dont need to say wait guys i got 1 out of 5 for bio sls  there's bio sls ? imagine taking bio  i enjoy taking physical pursuits wdym quick quick oioi wiwi baguette wait wait wait wait wait wait wait  your mom

Name: Woofwoof Age: 2 Height: 30.3cm Education Level: Preschool (Knows her ABCs) Qualifications: Certified child, A2 for chemistry, she can do 20 pumpings, she is a great guard dog, she is alexa, #selfiegoals Why should you choose me: Because she polish her shoes every week, she got stamp of approval👍 hehehhhwhehhehehe i wouldnt hire germ bcs she is too short ! minimum requirement is 60cm -from your favourite squadmate <3  

 lana del rey's voice is so good like she sounds like literal gold.. like if you enter heaven, her voice will greet you AGHHH and her music is so beaty and catchy and amazing,, liquid gold is the personification of lana del ray's voice :) DIVIYA WAS HERE HEHEHSHEHHE - ilyana (loves lana del rey)

 i’ve been in the msp call for 1.5h and i’m falling asleep. i’m just eating skittles (<3) and talking to isabel. its the only thing keeping me alive. OH GOD SHE GAVE EXTENSION FOR HW THANK GOD also hbl tdy is so chill like literally i have barely any hw. i have 3 sls assignments and 1 ws and that’s it! i love my teachers they are all so cool (except 1 but i wont say who) ok 3rd lang over now i’m gonna go eat lunch and drink frappe hehehehhe  omg before i forget i have such wild dreams like i dreamt that i spoke exactly 17.5 languages in my dream… and english wasn’t part of it?? so like?? i didn’t speak english?? which was super weird this other time i dreamt that i was in this old greek architectural swimming pool and there were dolphins there. and then suddenly the structure collapsed and everyone except me and 2 random ppl died. so we went to this sentosa looking place but there was a lrt nearby. and there were 3 random huts. so we sold medicine in one, sold food in anoth...

yes a very long way from the playground yes no js stream 18 rn its so ARGHHH MY HEARTT badums  for that song literally loml described in a song god the feels im like floating that song reminds me soo many things GOD i am down bad but that song is so so so so good like so good literally one of the reasons four is the best album,,sorry mitam but four>>>> mitam is also rly good but like four has my heart yk,, okay mitam has like rly rly rly good vocals LIKE bro their angelic voices all harmonise so well i wanna die,, and mitam was like mature music ya know like im not saying the rest of the albums are childish but like mitam is so well made and like shows their progress in music yk,, yes i analysed albums,, am i normal?? no probly not. oh well maybe if zayn was part of mitam it wld be the superior album of the superior band of all time hohoho  okay i keep talking abt one d but like wdw is my no. 1 fav band,, yes same concept as harry and louis,, i talk abt harry every...

 i love glitch mode so much. althought it is like controversially not the best comeback song, i still think that the choreo of the song is amazing and that the rhythm of the song is excellent which makes the song so fantastic. anyways, #beannctzenanddonatememoney thankyou. -wenderhythmstartstoplay

 scenarios to role play ill type out everything we say okay mhmm hmm... hmm... shall we do the titantic? or romeo and juliet lets improv so ill say what they say lah okok ill improv younger than she a happy mother's maid oh thats it now you gonna have to reply your mom for why reomeo art thou mad you never make fried for me  for why art pray thee cause the fr not enough soy sauce she's not fourteen omg underage vibes nay flower in faith a very flower wow botanic gardens no less nay bigger woman grow by men your mom then grow by men go girl see happy night to happy days i think potato chips are fantastic nay thats not so um excuse you potato chips are amazing unlike you that dreamers often lie in bed alseep while they do dream things true uhm is that why bill gates is successful the wind we talk of blows us from ourselves wow the wind must be a fart  strike drum badum ching uhm where is pot pan that he helps not to take away omg did you take away my mom's kitchen tools orh...

 idk what to say oo someone is typing about page so um i also dk what to say uhhhhh wah what you say also we must have a very romantic competition come come wait lemme search romantic things tp say on a  date aiyo they dotn want to give me anyting loading... ah wait. uh you are the most important person in my life now and always. uhm what ah. my thoughts are free to go anywhere but its surprising how they always head in your direction, you are the reason for my smile, life is great thank to you. you are the only woman i want to share the rest of my life with. i am not done. some day youll grow far and i hope you stay there. please wait. hm...  i can see youre face. there's not a thing i would change. except the directon i was walking what else can hm.. uh ok done. finishh ~

 um are you legit editing now oh lmao laaalalalalalalalal hahahahaha llalalalalalalalal uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu omg you are so funny oh we are so bored  we have kost our mental sense we are jsut potaotoes uk? supercalifragils\istc expieladosuous sure shoty um i tjink thats it

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 every person in my grp and shvethas grp is asleep! the instructor is talking abt steve jobs but i just want to sleeeeeeeepppppp anyways me and shvetha had sm fun trolling some of yall hehehehhehehehehe ok i shall go eat skittles to try to wake myself up hi i am back after having a very quick nap despite my skittles ok we gonna play games now yayyayyayayyay im gonna be more awake

ok we are doing some makey makey thing for bcl right now and hohohoho found out that only our class gets to do it HEHEHEH jokes on yall BOOOOOOOO help my group is so chaotic we are so focused on the counter thingy game and the vendor person is js lowkey so done but hey its fine hes rly nice and sweet i rly want to js dose off rn HAHA my friend charmaine here js looking at me blogging and shes also very sleeeeppyyyy ok i will continnue later bye we js had to do a presentation abt translation help help help someone gobble me up rn my grp suddenly so quiet when we need to present and its was just me blabbering random stuff DSGFSHHDGDSG help anyways its over PHEW ok when issit going to be recess im so tireddd im yawning like every 10 mins  -stewa (wants to sleep in class rn and also laughing because the instructor said HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMONGOUS)

 the camera is here and she is rawring at it. the cameraman doesn't swivel to our side because germaine is being embarassing HAHAHAHAHHA - ilyana (ty for ur help)

she drank 300ml 100 plus in one gulp and one can of coffee pls send help to ilyana class 3s as she is reading everything i write in alexa voice  - ilyana (heolp)

 1. i keep saying pandan instead of pandang 2. i keep saying lurus as one word instead of pausing in the middle 3. i keep saying kiri instead of kanan thank you good bye

ok today didnt actl feel like today it felt a bit short but long at the same like i left school at 5.20 but it ddint feel like 5pm ish at all but like if u look back at the day it was rly chaotic and filled with sm laughter LOL hera was a chaotic mess throughout and bcl was kinda meh like it was not that bad but IT COULD HAVE BEEN DEFINATELY BETTER BRO EVERY LEVEL OF THE SCH WENT OUT EXCEPT FOR Y3 <///3 WOW so painful our batch rly unlucky man,, first we miss our camps cus of covid and now we miss out learning journeys :(( oh well that digitalisation thingy wasnt that bad as i thought and also the leadership workshop was engaging so i wasnt that bored as i thought it would be so HEH  man during the leadership workshop they asked us to like chose a leader idol and oh god my mind went to stef and his motivational tweets HEHEHEH i was manifesting for the vendor to call my name so that i can proudly talk abt stef ya know god i love that man sm i wld sell my organs to go austrailian ...

 i am very cold. the aircon is very cold. please help. im using my pe shirt to cover my arms. my classmates are staring at me in pity. seventeen just announced japanese fanmeeting. i am very wow ok thanks. good bye.

guess why? because my dumb dumb f1 team that im emotionally attached to sometimes speaks in italian in their videos and I CANT UNDERSTAND THEM . also maneskin is italian and i want to understand their songs hauhdauhduah :D  also, spanish is quite simple to understand once you get the hang of the common words,, if anyone's is learning spanish, i suggest watching carlos sainz's vlogs because he has english AND spanish subtitles and also he's using the language in real life context unlike duolingo which sometimes craft the most random of sentences (eg. The bear ate the sugar LIKE IN WHAT SCENARIO WOULD I USE THAT SENTENCE) - ilyana (might as well apply for italain citizenship at this point)

i went to kinokuniya on saturday and omg my mum was js looking at me as so concerned nearly had a happy breakdown there and then cus it had been ages since i went there,, HELP she prolly regretted dragging me to orchard but like hohoho i was using up all the money i had saved up :""") but issok i GOT RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE LIKE OMG THAT BOOK WAS 28 DOLLARS YES 28 I KNOW,, i was like yes this is meant for me yes 28 this is destiny but like one of my classmate told me that the book changed her as a person and all so huhuhuh kinda excited to read it maybe i will read it after i finish siege and storm,, LOL i love how for every grishaverse book i read i am planning to read a stand alone after it to take a break ya know HEHEHEHE also gurl exactly in 6 more months we will be crying over larry anniversary HOW FUN ahahahah cant wait to put my tear glands to test but oh well i am js trying to revise forces rn god sec 2 physics was so so so fun and now its so bad but hey its not...

 aaa so ferrari didn't win but we have a double podium (2-3),, thank GOD there weren't any red flags today. the race started getting good for the front field (?) towards the end of the race when max was pushing sharl and managed to win the race in like 0.06 seconds? AND LANDO GOT POINTS,, if 2021 me was listening to now me, she'd think im mad because lando ALWAYS gets points just that this year, his car kinda sucks so.. now i can finally sleep. also, next next week's race is in australia and it's at 1PM. yes Pm. AFTERNOON,, the only time i will EVER get to watch a race that's not in the evening/night/early morning :D  - ilyana (good night, tbh im done here im so tired)

written at night: did i sleep through the whole day? maybe. is it because i prioritise watching sports over sleeping? yes. tomorrow will be so bad because im watching f1 from 1am to (estimated) 4am?  written at 2am: i am so tired.. do i recommend waking up at 1am? NO DON'T DO IT but i still do it lol hahaha ALSO I AM SO HUNGRY RN LIKE THERE'S CHOCOLATE BUT I DONT WANT TO EAT CHOCOLATE SO EARLY IN THE MORNING idkidkahsjajahaha this race has interesting midfield battle but there's nothing really going on with ferrari but we look like we're gonna win again :D  - ilyana (contemplating on the consumption of kitkat at 2 in the morning)

 only 1 week into term 2 and i js want to faint okay too much things to do too much,, why are all the teachers asking to filling after the holidays HUHUHHUH like miss just inform earlier why stress me out like this and oh god NINE MORE WEEKS TILL NEXT BREAK...huhuhuh ok but on the bright side i watched tennis today after so so so long and stef won so HEHEHEHHE ruud playing at lke 12am bruh how to watch oh god,, lol only stef and casper matter rn all the other atp players i like are like slowly disappearing uk or maybe i am js too busy to care abt them ://///  and why are we doing leadership workshop again for bcl like ?????? uh i am pretty sure we can spend the time on more engaging and useful things also who genuinely cares about digitalisation for youths....... the sch can like hire me to plan bcl activities or ya know conduct a survey for us to like at least do smth that interests us and not like just doing leadership workshop and stuff over and over again like bruh.....the...

 it's 3am and im so tired but f1 was good todya. qauly was pretty good except for that mick crash which looked so bad and probably costs 20 million dollars or something. also mick is fine (thank god, it looked REALLY bad) so i had to wait for 1h for the session to start again and guess what i did during that 1h? i danced. yes me. ilyana. danced at 3am while waiting for f1 to start again. am i ok? maybe not.  but it's fine because ferrari got p2 and p3 and checo (rb guy, our opponent) got pole for the first time (he has been in f1 for v long) :D AND CARLOS YOU HAVE TO STOP BEING SO HARD ON URSELF,, mr man looked so sad when he got p3 like ik you want pole or something but it's gonna come one day man.. honestly i also feel bad for him because when i was watching his past videos when he was still with mclaren he looked so happy but now when he's in ferrari he looks super sad. thing is a lot of drivers who join ferrari get super sad because of how the culture of the team is...

 yest was so...?? idw to talk about it but ridha i spent like 5 mins drooling over food and specifically indian food like we went to this newly opened rasa sedap stall and got prata before parade,, then right after that we were like going back to class and otw we were js mentioning all the food we could possibly think of and we were js AAAAA so embarassing but i went "mhmhmhmm biryanii" and she went "aaaaa tandoori" and we kept doing that we reached class and ate our prata ok the prata was good like it tasted like a prata yk some prata dont taste like prata and they js taste like a thin slice of roasted plain dough MEH yeah  okay enough prata lets talk about hs3!!!! (LOL I AM JS TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSLEF WITH ALL THE HAPPY THINGS PLS IGNORE ME) hs3 is coming out in may 20 HEHHESHDKJSEH i cant wait omg HARRYS HOME LIKE U SHUD AAAAAAAAA its gonna be so sus,, all the larries gonna be so entertained hahaha they wld spent all day analysing them and making connections wit...

 ok so i was in the shower and "stay" by wdw started playing and i screamed the lyricss grrrr my mum had to like check if i was ok but stay is such a good song,, go listen to it if you haven’t a and also be cool and stream why dont weeee ok enough wdw i will talk about today,, GEOG DEBATE WAS SO FUN I WAS LIKE LAUGHING A LOT AND IT WAS SO SO SO FUN I LOVE MY GEOG TEACHER SHE SO ENTHU AND VIBEY OK also flex that ilyana, germaine and i are getting bubble tea from our geog teacher cus our groups did well for the debate :))))) we also started on football for PE tdy,, idk i am like half happy and half sad abt it so :// football is cool to watch but actl playing it requires like sm skills and footwork and my feet is habituated to taekwondo and it kicks targets not footballs LIKE HELP so i might kick the football like how i kick a target and get scolded OOPS oh and todays parade was good, i sat out for a while cus i got a headache and felt like someone was hitting my forehead repeat...

i might as well make a blog lol. i have literature homework which i have abandoned for 15 days lol. why did i even take lit? ma'am was right. anyways, juniors if you see this, the whole blog is just made up of posts from a larry stan, a newly added guitar band member, a short carat and an f1 applicant #hera=loml  also should i do lit lmao -wendy xoxo

i realised that my post may overshadow shvetha's bday so yes. it's her bday. clap now..yes.  - wendeeznuts

  hello, it's my second post. just updated the blog list lol, its 3 columns long now !! oh yea, its shvetha's bday, i stayed up just for this <3 #olddie15

girl i dont even know anymore,, i saw like a narry edit on ig that day and they are so UGH gods literally my whole heart felt so full cus they are pure happiness and vibes and laughter and sunshine wow the complete opposite of larry but okay i will try to rank one d ships and hopefully provide sensible reasons for them too :')) 1. Larry - louis and harry (romantic!!! lol everyone knows and wld have expected this,, equal amounts of heartbreak and comfort,, two comfort dudes in love with each other OKAY I WILL STOP moving on!!!) 2. Narry - niall and harry  (PLATONIC!! pure bliss, what i aim to be with my close friends HEHEHE, such a funny and iconic combo,, makes me smile so wide) 3. lilo - liam and louis (PLATONIC!! 90% happy and 10% sad cus they used to "hate" each other initially but became besties afterwards :] THEIR WATER FIGHTS AND THE AMOUNT OF CHAOS THEY CREATE AAAA also bullying each other for fun <3333) 4. zouis and zarry - zayn and louis and zayn and harry (PL...

 HELLO so like my classmate watches 2521 LIKE OMG so true as she should. ITS SO GOOD you know pls watch it give it a chance i didnt think it would be good at first but like now its so good it is so heart tearing 🤣🤣 ok bye! i love 2521 pls watch … yijin is quite hot! and heedo is so pretty 🫶🫶🫶 thank you for listening.

 maybe i'll talk about school.. school is ok rn and im aiming to study 30min every day for two weeks and then next next week i study 1h every day for two weeks and then next month i study 1.5 every day. and it repeats until i can study 2h per day consistently during the weekdays. for the weekend, i hope i can study consistently on saturday. maybe i can start with 2h this two weeks and then make it increase in 30min increments so by the end of may (?) i can study consistently :D:D:D:D wish me luck -ilyana (working hard to be an f1 engineer when im an adult)

HI. This is a long overdue post. To make things short the whole post will be about Jeon Wonwoo.  Wonwoo (원우) is a  South Korean rapper under Pledis Entertainment . He is a member of the boy group SEVENTEEN under "Hip Hop Team".  So, last week, Jun uploaded these pictures. (Actually, I don’t think the pictures will upload well, but it’s ok.)  And then yesterday, Wonwoo himself, posted these!  He is so funny. Haha! I almost lost my … I don’t know when I saw these! Thank you for listening.  

 ok i love history the only lesson i enjoyed today was history cus we started unit 2 HEHEHEHE WORLD IN CRISIS MY FAV LOL also i prioritised my chem fillling to eng essay and my chem cher js said submit files by friday..... i was like :// anyways my file is ready for checking so i can get it off my head  LICKKKKK i shud start on my overdue english essay but blogging seems more fun so here i am,, today was js me and joyfish laughing at each other (insert wink) LOL and ilyana being a EXTREMELY HAPPY FERRARI FAN HAHAHAHA  it feels illegal to be 1/4 done with the school year but oh well we have bcl next week so hopefully this term is less suckish ya know since we are on the topic of bcl,, last year we were crying over  that stupid play omg AAAAAAA the toilet was js full of y2 cedarians having a breakdown and washing their faces and hugging DHSHDSJHSJH hopefully we dont have anything that makes us sad/cry this year and also pls no coding pls my brain was fried the last tim...

 HOW. LITERALLY HOW? LIKE. LIEKDBAHAHA I STILL HAVE NOT RECOVERED AND I DONT THINK I WILL EVER RECOVER GOD. FERRARI 1-2. FERRARI. ONE. TWO. GHAHGDHAHGGGGF  i feel so blessed because the two most recent 1-2s were ferrari (yesterday's race) and mclaren (monza 2021).. IS THIS HOW IT FEELS TO BE A MERC FAN? IF THIS IS HOW IT FEELS I WANT IT. I LOVE YESTERDAY OKAY LIKE IT'S SO GSHAHSHAHA  istg yall are done with me because i keep talking about ferrari. ALSO SORRY SWETHA BECAUSE ALL I TALKED ABOUT TODAY WAS A STUPID F1 TEAM. ok anyways yes i am happy thank you for your cooperation and patience - ilyana (she's waited so long for this)

 GUESS WHAT? LECELRC GOT POLE YESTERDAY OMGGG! (pole basically means he's starting at the front of today's race) AND CARLOS P3 LIEMVDAJJSWKAN FERRARI IS LOOKING SUPER GOOD AND IT'S NOT JUST FERRARI IT'S ALL THE TEAMS THAT USE THE FERRARI ENGINE LIKE ALFA ROMEO, HAAS.. never did i expect haas get into Q3,, all my predictions are correct (refer to "Eff Won Predictions" blog post) YAYYAYAYYAY  omg wait imagine ferrari 1-2......... STOPSJDKAP ok. Ok. Ok. :D p.s. i also realised that the f1 posts are not getting as much views as the other posts LMAOO it's ok though. not a lot of people want to hear about cars - ilyana (proud and happy tifosi)

 lick!! okay sorry but like i am not ready for school AT ALL like i went back to sch twice in the holidays and went out twice also… so technically i only had one day of actual holiday to stay at home and rest 😀😀😀 and i still have so much work to complete BRRRRR i am getting dizzy just thinking about term 2 starting tmrw  also i love chemistry heheheh i always scream i love physics wherever i go but kinematic makes me want to jump of cliff JAKAHAJE oh but chem is so 💋💋💋 ok i’ll go eat breakfast now  ok this is me way long after breakfast,, i need to do chem sls and chem worksheet and file my chem worksheets and math and mt sls, and eng essay and oh my god sm stuff to do :o bruh we arent even supposed to have homework for march and sept hols WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE WE DOING - stewa (doesn’t want term 2 to start)

 i am craving spicy fooooddd AAAAAAA someone pls hand me some spicy ramen noodles GODS sometimes i torture myself with spicy food like it makes me tear a lot but ill just sniff sniff and eat my noodles with tears all over my face KSDJSSKDSJ  throwback to last year when the 2m kids tried the spicy noodle challange oh my god i rmb us crying screaming and running cos that stuff was making my tongue feel numb and gods my face was sweating sm and so red GOD i was scrolling thru my cedar folder in my gallery and i was like "wow those times" HAHAHDGAH yeah holidays are over so quick and i failed to catch up on sleep so goodluck to me ig?? - stewa (needs to sleep)

 sorry for speaking about f1 so much but i will never stop LOL  predictions for bahrain qualifying? pole - sharl leglerg (yes im optimistic) p2 - max verstappen p3 - carlos sainz ??  and i think merc will be somewhere there but not in the top 2 teams and haas will finally score points :) 👍 - ilyana (the one who ruins her sleep for cars and neon green balls)

 f1 actually started yesterday with the practice stuff but qualifying is literally in 8 hours AAAA im excited but all the hype that was in my body this past 90+ days is slowly leaving my body because ferrari is actually delivering (??) IDK IM CONFUSED  ferrari is consistently quick through all these practices and testings but i think that's the quickest they can go yk,, like some cars are still being developed and some are hiding their full potential so i cant be SO optimistic..  mclaren aren't fast in practice but when are they ever fast during practice HAHA,, hopefully they deliver semi-well during qualifying later because i need happiness for both of my fav teams :') also i am writing this while watching the replay of practice 2 - ilyana (fast car watcher)

hi helloowww welcome here we are for some atlas rant GODS I LOVE ATLAS SO MUCH tbh i js hate ryle sm that atlas seems like such a great human,, ALSO “just keep swimming” GODS AAAAA dont be surprised if i change my bio to that JAJAHAHSH ANYWAYS i had sl training tdy and it was so exhausting even though it was just full of talks and presentations!! like woah my mind just 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and why are holidays over alrdy like whaatttttt i haven’t even started on like homework 😐😐 also the new apple emojis ARE SO FUN AND OMG APPLE WITH THEIR FACE ID WITH MASK GOD NVR BEEN THIS THANKFUL FOR A UPDATE TYVM APPLE 🙏🙏 i still prefer android to apple but like yeah -stewa (loves lily)

 hello …. im watching diviya swetha and ilyana play cluedo rn … im so tired my social battery is so low i want to go home 😢 im so tired . anyway i fell asleep watching twenty five twenty one (is that the name idk) the one with nam joohyuk, and like i started watching bc dokyeom sang the ost 🤣🤣 AND YESTERDAY MY WONWOO ATTACCA BROADCAST CARD CAME I AM SO HAPPY i decorated a toploader for it and i am in love with the toploader 🤣🤣 how do i attach pictures did the picture get uploaded well 😇😇 its so gigantic LOL anyway i have SO much holiday hw this is tragic .. bye 

 yeah the title basically summarises what i've been doing for the past 5 days of the holidays.. well i was also watching tennis but during the first round, i was sick and the second round stef lost LOL!  i binge-watched the entire final season of aot on sunday and monday (i was sick btw) and can i just say that i LOVE HANGE,, a lot of you might remember my one-week hange phase but it's still there. i just love them so much AAAGAGAGG,, also aot is SO WELL-WRITTEN LIKE ISAYAMA YOU GENIUS i love stories and i especially love those that are so detailed and so intricate that you'll be contemplating every single thing you've ever watched. i become a lit student whenever i watch shows/movies if im not wrong, on monday carlando went to padel, golf and A DOUBLE DATE like are yall's whole agenda just each other ????? carlando will always stay winning omgg,, also i was curious yesterday and went on ao3 to look at f1 fanfics and... NO. NEVER. AGAIN. i just cant ship real people...

why. i am literally my worst enemy,, actl i am my one and only enemy, i finished shadow and bone like right before the holidays started and i also borrowed it ends with us from the library,, so basically i had two choices,, either read siege and storm or take a break from grishaverse and start on it ends with us..i chose the latter cus it ends with us was so so so so so appealing,, lol my siege and storm book is like sitting in the corner of my desk starring at me like "bro when are you gonna start on me" but i am gonna start on it like after sch reopens cus holidays are for sad books and grishaverse is not sad (YET) ok i shud go now but before i leave i js wanna say i love atlas and i can alrdy see myself crying over him by the end of this book HUHUHHUHUHUH i am like 1/5 done with it ends with us (yes i read v slowly cus binge reading is a big NO NO) but yes hopefully it doesnt destroy me much. -stewa hehe

hey yalll im back with another long rant istg watch this go on for 1000 words p.s- i was supposed to post this on the last day of the term but forgot so here i am HAHA  ok dont hate me or anyhting but i havent read any marvel/dc comics yet IM SORRY I DONT HAVE THE TIME AND I HAVE SO MANY TBR STUFF CRI but dw i will read it i promise (prob after o levels cause we got so much free time). im gonna go talk about the movies cause ive seen almost all the movies (the only movie i havent watched yet is the incredible hulk and im halfway through that and ive watched like half the shows) im gonna start my rant with MOM cause i can just feel that ITS GONNA BE THE BEST MCU MOVIE EVER LIKE SLJHGKHKHFKGJHDKJG (im not gonna spoil anything about MOM that isnt in the trailer) but theres VILLAIN STRANGE AND VILLAIN WANDA HELP ME omgomgomgomgjshhgkjhgkjhkjd HEHWHHJFHHH THE TRAILER IS AWESOMEE and there's like hints to PROF X APPEARANCE I MEAN HOW COOL IS THAT??? OMG AND I SWEAR IF THEY GIVE US THE TI...

Take One, Opening Scene: S: LICKLICKLICKLICKLICK G: rawr I: um D: skittles R: (silence) Take One, Scene 2: S: sususususus G: i am a circle I: your mom D: your dad R: (more silence) Take One, Scene 3: S: All right, Click G: What yummy say I: Memories talent D: this wallet. this lick R: (even more silence) Take One, Exit Scene: S: i love lyrics G: dont dont dont dont dont dont. green and rain. *breaks into dynamite lyrics, but like siri* I: useful. something good for the world D: *eats more skittles* R: (even even more silence) *S, G, I, D and R exit*

im so obsessed with larry at this point i have to resist the urge to watch the larry marathon video like for the 5th time,, esp now during the holidays i rly want to watch it but its like 2 hours and 25ish minutes AAAAAAAAAA also i am on a larry drought i have watched like every larry compilation i COULD ever find and now i only have fanfics to feed me larry content,, technically i can still provide myself larry content by rewatching the compilations since i have terrible memory LOL  oh wait i can also get larry content from larry edits but they are mostly painful so huhuhuh i shud give myself a break from everything including larry but idt that is possible,, LMAO the end of last year i thought larry was going to be phase but oh well its about 5 months now??? also that day i was so close to falling for another ship but it was plationic and as not as painful as i wished so hopefully i dont have to cry over them as well AAAAAAAA actl the ship i was about to like had some connections ...

 as you can see from the title, you can assume i am in my feels hahahahahahahahaha so funynhahshhahaha 🤣🤣🤣 just got drive to survive season 4 on netflix yesterday and after npcc i went straight to watching episode 2 (skipped ep1 because idgaf about red bull and mercedes). when lando went on a half rant about how he missed carlos, i almost choked on my bubble tea,, AND THEY GOT THE THE THE DHAGSTAHA THE HUG FROM ANOTHER ANGEL LIKE HOW AM I SUPPSIED OT LIVE? I THINK I WILLDBALNDKAKAKA. MDJAKKA ok. im gonna change my whatsapp profile pic to that thatfbhatsha that hug ok okaondak yeah im ok :Dddddhajakkaja lol i hage that mu life has lead to this :@+£)))))) - ilyana (the clown and the idiot)

 hello! i am back rawr. ANYWAY not going to specify or give details but i embarrassed myself so much during NPCC just now …. im never recovering from this …. going to spend my whole holidays learning NPCC things and perfecting everything 😥😥 ok moving on amath was so funny i couldn’t understand like 3/4 of the paper but i managed to give some kind of working for every question so hope i pass from method marks 🤣🤣 also pls search hitorijanai (by svt) on spotify or 24h (by svt also) it will be very enriching and life changing … and Ah! Love also. moving on uhhh so like i wont be home for like 3 days and i forgot to bring my reflection book with me i am literally so sad bc i have so many thoughts to spill but i cant 💔💔 thats why im here. but like ofc i nvr say everything because it is Not very safe for public eyes … not that theres anything inappropriate or wtv but considering the whole world has access 😆 so I have concluded that I will talk about all these kind of thoughts only ...

 LAST EXAM(S) TODAY WE ARE ALMOST DONE 💪💪 JIAYOU EVEEYRONE <33 THEN WE CAN ALL SLEEP IN MARCH HOLS AND DO WHATEVER WE WANT !!!!!!! OK GL EVERYONE 

 i know i am tired and i need sleep but i am not sleeping cos i just cant ???? like my brain and body needs rest but my brain also keeps reminding me that i have sm stuff to do so i just dont sleep peacefully. ok i will go and actl try to sleep but laying on my bed and shutting my eyes tight. sometimes i js fall asleep in like 15 seconds after going to bed and other days i take like 10 mins or even 30 mins at times,, my body so weird also i cant sleep past 7am.. i am just built in a a way i have to get off my bed and wake up by 7am,, so even of i falls asleep at 5 am, i wake up at 7am?? and then maybe take a nap in the middle of the day cos i need my 8 hours (even tho they are scattered throughout the day yk) my body clock can be so fixed at times i hate it but oh well at least i am less reliant on alarms -stewa (clowning wit da vibes🤡🤡🤡)

z*erev has been suspended 8 weeks for his unsportsmanlike conduct during last last week's tournament where he hit the umpire chair (close to the legs) with his racket tsk,, he also had DV allegations and people believe olya now,, imo i like that atp suspended him but at the same time the atp didn't suspend him (?) basically, the punishment isnt strong enough and due to the fact that the atp launched an internal investigation on z*erev's DV allegations LAST YEAR, he should be given a stricter punishment. - ilyana 

 hello woofwoofs i just reached school … anyway uh cos of tkd yst my knees hurt i actually think i have knee problems but its ok i will not check it out. anyway HAPPY. birthday wendy. i am a true one. moving on uh what i have no idea morning i guess … i have no idea ihavwbmo idea ok im going to drink coffee! good bye

 good evening woofwoofs it is a few minutes to wendys birthday … firstly i am going to talk, about caratland 2022 merch. i bought 4 sealed tc packs HELP and like 8 members for the instant photo thing i think i am losing it … but its ok i will take it as a reward for myself. anyway i had taekwondo just now for like the first time in more than one month … it was soooo tiring my body was going to break down 🆘🆘 and now my knee hurts 🤣🤣 maybe im just growing old. also i did my yilunwen that was due on monday oops and like my eyes were half closing while i was writing it is so difficult everything is so difficult Urgh! OH YES since today is international womens day (happy international womens day btw) coffee bean had that 50% off selected drinks offer and i got it the drink was nice but it was so icey …. hurt my brain! ok its like late alr and i want to watch business proposal so BYE woofwoofs

 why is it whenever i ask someone for their fav number,, they always say a single digit?? like double digit numbers can be fav numbers too right?? right?? well i love 28 (and 14) <3 its so sad i used to have 28 as my reg number till like last year and now my class is soo small and i am reg 24 :(  i rly rly rly need to catch up on tons of sleep like my mind is not taking in info cuz its so so so tired :// also i can feel myself slacking which is not good at all,, lol i haven't recovered from the 2 WAs we had on the same day and now we have a math and physics on the same day,, ok at least its not like hist and chem which both require lots of revision. rly weird but i love a math more than e math,, i am just less careless in a math than e math and a math and e math feels pretty much the same :0 ok I will go listen to music or smth - stewa (the quacking larrie)

 i have like 3 irls (a lot online) who are interested in f1 and i was thinking of getting a ticket for one of them (sry to the other 2),,, so im gonna give it to my p6 bsf because tbh she doesn't rly know much abt f1 but i think if i bring her to a race she'll like it even more :D but im scared that since we havent seen each other for 2+ years, it'll be awkward cus we have nothing to talk abt but i'll be able to do it :)))) - ilyana

sus can literally be my love language at this point istg not a single day passes by without me getting called sus by my friends,, oh god why is it alrdy week 10?? this term went by so fast liek whaaatttt so fast i am like 1/4 done with sec 3?? huh what i am like so blank why does time just fly away so quick haizz nvm i have phy this week and honestly i dont understand any any stuff that was taught and like phy is one of my fav subject?? idk man i just hope i dont fail or smth :// - stewa (the sus one)

 i was thinking what makes people look SO good in black and tbh i think it's the fact that the black blocks out every part of them except their face (weird phrasing sry) and like if you can focus on their face, you can focus on their beauty yk yeah  - ilyana

 my blogs are becoming all about ridha but oh well ridha's taste in bands so good I AGREE with everything she listed in her blog like wow we are like each others' private influencers we just influence each other on a daily basis or what but yes her taste in bands and music in general is so so so so similar to mine  also i srsly cant wait to watch tennis esp clay season,, it has been so long (about 2 weeks??) since i watched tennis and it kinda feels sad and boring :(( also stef and casper are rly good on clay so HEHEHHE cant wait YAYAAYYAYAY manifesting for stef casper finals in rg,, very less likely to happen but it id does occur i would go absolutely insaneeeee,, also manifesting rg to be less traumatizing cus rg 21 emotionally abused and shattered me i will never recover from that rg finals OK i need to revise for phy and later i am going out to have lunch with my family AYYYYYYY OK BYEBEYBEYBE - stewa (loves clay and would lick clay for her favs)

 THE BLOG HAS LIKE 2+ POSTS EVRYDAY OMG HAHJAJAKKA IT USED TO BE ME AND SWETHA ONLY THIS IS SO COOL OMGG i have physics on monday and i am so not prepared like what even velocity time accelaration like go away i dont like it its so painful like ugh bio is sm better anyways how are yall doing help i forgot to post this im back here after 3 days HAHJAJAKA  i should probably start revising for phy byebye

 hey yall (again) sooo weve finished our CLC and im bored now this is quite random but songs are like soooo cool and SOOTHING omg esp tamil songs theyre like >>> im like currently listening to saayali ITS SO GOOD I WANNA CRYY  also i saw this video somewhere where like you cant rewatch movies as much as songs cause youll eventually get bored or smth (personally i dont agree w that movies are great) but like its kinda true cause i listen to some songs hundred times hfihs and when im talking about music i have to talk about BANDS. theyre just so different like idk how to explain,, ok solo artists are also nice but i listen to more bands like their songs are just on a whole new level cause of the diff voices. if i were to rate some bands its probably like 1. 1D 2. WDW 3. 5SOS 4. the vamps 5. new hope club 6. maneskin i could honestly go on but idw to bore yall. and also can we talk about how rock-pop sounds soo good? like it gives you soo much energetic vibes and i just ...

 for those who were there that day when i said "OIOIOIOI" i am so sorry 🙏🙏 ok moving on,, i need to take a break from editing CLC so here i am 💃💃 wow using emojis here feels so specialllll,, also yesterday Ma’am (i won’t say who) she said smth so funny i just starting laughing so hard and sonia also started laughing HELP it was so funny for no good reason and like yes i am still very much tired and huiyan got covid postive so gws huiyan and i neeed to take ART 😭😭  talking about ART tests,, I HATE THEM,, they make me tear up so much like i am the kind that easily cries and this test just instantly activates my tears glands and i start crying and laughing at the same time cus i don’t know why i am crying for 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫  also crying is so fun??? like crying is so magical isnt it?? no but just think about it,, ur ,mind body or whatever goes thru some sort of emotion/pain and it can instantly produce clear liquid called tears and release them thru ure eyes!! like WO...

OIOIIIIIIIIIIIII (if you get the reference ilyy :))) )THIS IS MY FIRST POST so uhh im ridha from 3H (similar to wendy) and honestly im quite bored yuhh i have physics and a math NEXT WEEK and i HAVENT PREPARED A SINGLE THING YET im soo gonna fail phy like what even is the gradient of v-t and d-t graph?!?! (k but if i watch a single video that cher uploaded i wouldve understood everything honestly :/)  i literally dk what to write im so bad at this istg-  idk why but im still soo tired even though i woke up at 9 and its only like 12 30 ugh yeah ok ive got nothing else to say bye this is so bad-

 MORNING WOOFWOOFS! i just finished my parts for CLC draft #ontask anyway i’ve been addicted to juice cover by seungkwan and youngji it is so good i love youngji’s voice and like seungkwan ate that well as expected 😆😆 its so good the cover is so good im listening to it rn i will link it bc why not  https://youtu.be/xaVq4FhbD6Q  #promotion boo is my boo ok bye! also i just paid for my wonwoo caratzone im like broke rn but wonwoo attacca bc is coming soon so i am #ok #fine #good 

hello everybodeh, the origin of the title is from my dear mother, so you can't say anything about it. this is my official blogger debut #blogger #coolz i don't really know what to say lol. i guess i'll start with some general information of myself in case my lovely, wonderful, excellent, over-achieving, juniors decide to stalk Hera's blog channel.  hello ! (omg i sound kinda fake...) i am wendy :) from class 3H 2022. that's about it lol.  onto the main point of this blog, i guess i'm making it a smol rant??  kinda twisted my ankle today RIP. so embarrassing, first time practicing Drills in courtyard with my body abled squadmates today and guess what, when Ma'am Vedha commanded Ke Kanan Pusing or something, my boots got restricted and went against the direstion my body was going and alas, pain. but it's okay i guess. everytime i feel down, i think of this so maybe you will find joy in this too: if you have not known yet, i wanted to quit NP SO BAD in Sec ...

 hi woofwoofs … sorry i said the other one was the last but so uh i suddenly found a bump on my forehead so just here to announce that i will be putting a pimple patch … goodnight. please dont accidentally swallow ur pimple patches if they accidentally drop into your mouth. woofwoof xoxo

 life is so hard being ferrari and mclaren fan because they're historically rivals hahhahahhaha. AND a lot of f1 older people dl that people like both of them cus it's like ur not supposed to like them together... WHATEVER HAHA. I DONT CARE. mclaren social media game is damn good like they actually know how to interact with the fans and they know what the audience want but tbh i like mclaren for lando (sry not sry) lando is doing so well in mclaren and he signed a contract extension so he's staying for pretty long. MCLAREN TAKE CARE OF HIM PLEASE. i NEED to see him win a wdc,, HE HAS SM TALENT ok signing off bye woofwoofs <333 - ilyana

 i have so many thoughts on so many things! ok firstly i bought a TON of stickers but like im in a deco slump rn how do i solve my problems sos 🆘 sos sos sos  also now right i finished most exams i want to binge watch kdramas but i watch like almost everything on netflix alr idk what to watch … broken and i watched all going seventeen episodes like 10948594 times already i cant watch further! i’ll never stop thinking about svt at this rate also i wanted to watch baseball today but like the website blocked non kr accs LOL tears … nvm hope they dont block when kbo season starts if they do i’ll lose all hope ok im just going to uh try to get out of my deco slump rn and uh force myself to deco …. i still have to do the custom hello kitty tl for mushtari and a few other customs for my other friends … oh i need to pack mail also 🤣🤣 #pccollector #broke #crazyrichasians (me ofc im super rich and everything loaded with money)  OKAY BYE FOR REAL 😇😇 woofwoof

 hi woofwoofs. this i really important. checking poo is essential to ensure that your digestive system is working well. like think about this, if you poo and then u somehow poo out undigested food then you dont check … then how will u know about it?? you wont know that theres something wrong with your body and thats rly bad. you need to like be self conscious of your poo’s condition. and another example, you need to check to find out what you can eat or not, for example, if you eat corn and the corn doesnt digest, you need to check ur poo to find out. this way you will know that you should avoid the corn or wtv you cant digest well. see isnt this very useful … therefore you need to check ur poo to ensure you’re healthy! yes woofwoofs bye 😝😝

 hi everyone 🥺🥺 decided to call all of you woofwoof 🥺🥺 how was school xoxo i cried during history WA1 … was so embarrassing but its ok! im fine woofwoofs Anyway i dont understand math 😅😅 its ok im strong #girlboss doesnt matter ok next uhhh OMG do yall want to see my text replacement barking : kejsjdjdh$3$:$:$!£]¥.~¥^]¥\¥|BARK¥¥|¥|>|>|*]€]££*{¥|>^{£]\!|£!.!|¥&;&:8,8/&/8&*{¥£|£]*|£ksjdjfjdjxjxidjei&:&;$:8&38:&:&&NjqowjeiKWISIDHUDUEJjeijriek83’+{|£n£]*|>£{+]*}^}¥+m\kedjdjxjdjirkelslslapsjkzhriAiiejejJSJDIROSKWOW&/$;!,8/&  thanks for reading my barking woofwoofs 🔥🔥 next uh i will talk abt my boots …. I POLISHED THEM FOR 1 HOUR THE OTHER DAY AND THEY DIDNT SHINE AT ALL what am i doing wrong i am so unlucky the world did not choose me to be the special one im in a call with the other squadmates right now so bye xoxo sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite woofwoofs … rawr 🥺

 WHY WAS CHEM AND HIST WA1 ON THE SAME DAY ?!?!?!? why why why why my brain felt so fried and roasted from like memorising history points and chem was okay like i kinda enjoyed the chem exam. also mr ang is such a good teacher,, like he makes me want to do chem and also he makes sure everyone understands everything that he teaches!!! that's just so wow like so wow!! my life would be complete if he takes me for physics as well but oh well,, we still have two exams left i just want to get over it asap okok YES i need to stop here byebyebye!!! -stewawawa (loves chem mainly cus of the teacher)

 LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, THIS BEAT IS SICK [REDACTED] DON'T THINK TOO MUCH, JUST BUST THAT KICK [REDACTED] LET'S PLAY A LOVEGAME, PLAY A LOVEGAME DO YOU WANT LOVE, OR YOU WANT FAME? ARE YOU IN THE GAME?

 today we literally had like the least number of lessons and i am so so tired like actl so tired,, my body just gave up LOL i think i need to catch up on like a huge ton of sleep and i still have soo much mt homework due ://////  sometimes just want like a week of freedom you knowww,, like not caring about anyth and just doing what i feel like hopefully i get to do it during march holidays but teachers are prolly going to suffocate me with holiday homeworkkkkk AAAAAAAAAA  also typing in the blog feels like talking to myself which i do on a daily basis HEHHEHE sorry but talking to yourslef is like a sign or intelligence or smth?!?!??? idk man but its srsly so good and kinda fun to talk to urself ig??? ok bye its like going to be 9pm aldy i should go get my work done :((( edit: i (think i) found the reason why i am feeling so tired,, its all cus of pe and my pe teacher - a very tired stewa

 as you can see from the title, i made a dumb life decision again 😍😍 wtv idc. anyways i think the wcc rankings will be as follows 1) red bull (predictable tbh but idw them to win AGAIN,, also rly weird car design) 2) ferrari (YAYDHAJHBAYBCJA) 3) mclaren (i will SCRAMEE.) 4) mercedes (idk abt them they're like up and down) 5) alphatauri (yuki pull through pls i beg) 6) aston martin (istg if seb wins a race i will faint) 7) alpine (el 🅿lan is not working sorry) 8) williams (albon's good, latifi isn't....) 9) alfa romeo (cld be higher) 10) haas (haas sucks sry not sry. mick deserves better) 7, 8, 9 is interchangeable tbh.. anyways if ferrari and mclaren go on a title fight i will knock my head on the wall multiple times to tell myself i am not dreaming. OH and consistency is key and ferrari and mclaren have the most consistent drivers ever (carlos and lando,, also my favourite drivers) so that'll be a major factor. another one is daniel (mclaren) getting used to the car...